5 Blonde Jokes

As I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

One who's sexy, blonde and long.

Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.

And promises to do so at least

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature".

Her question was, "If you are in

We went to see a movie the other night.

I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.

Just as the feature was about to

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful

• How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
• How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.
• How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French
  fries.
• What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
• What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? Far-from-thinkin'.
• What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer.
• Why does it say TGIF on a blonde's shoes? Toes Go In First.
• Why do blondes smile when they see lightning? They think their picture is being taken.
• Why did the blonde return her new scarf? It was too tight.
• Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator? She couldn't learn the route.
• What have you gotten when you line up ten blondes ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
• What do you call twenty blondes in a circle? A dope ring.