Sex Ed 0votes
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class.
She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny
Before 0votes
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.
The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.'
He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."
The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"
Another little boy stands
First School Day 0votes
Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten.
To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother
Little Johnny Gets a Haircut 0votes
Little Johnny was a country boy who had come into some money and decided he would go to town.
Having never been to town before he strolled up and down the street looking at the stores, when he
The Phantom 0votes
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and"cock" scrawled all over the blackboard.
She suspected Little Johnny, but could not prove it.
"Children," she said, addressing the classroom, "you are much too young