Honey 0votes
At dinner one night, my sister's kids asked, "Daddy, why do you call Mommy honey?"
"Mommy is my honey," he said (rather sappily, but that's the kind of guy he is).
The kids picked up the
Prince Charming 0votes
Prince Charming walks into a tavern appearing downtrodden.
Immediately, the bartender turns to him and asks why he's so glum.
"You wouldn't believe it," he replies. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest, when suddenly I approached
Reasons God Created Eve 0votes
- God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
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God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand
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Sorry Honey, I’ve Got To Sleep 0votes
A new study shows the people of Toronto prefer a snooze to sex.
An opinion poll found 54 percent of the residents in Toronto, Canada's largest city, would choose sleep over sex.
You Know You’re Italian When… 0votes
- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.
Boxing Fan 0votes
A beautiful but aging woman goes into a bar filled with photos of famous boxers.
A man sits down next to her and says, "Hey, this is supposed to be a
Hard Disks 0votes
Santa and Banta work in a software company.
One day, they were to move their machines to another building.
Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa :
Posh 0votes
Posh Spice has morning sickness. She's either pregnant or she's been listening to her own music.
Old But Not Dumb 0votes
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older
Hey Diddle Diddle 0votes
Hey Diddle Diddle,
My penis is little,
And shriveled and shrunk like a prune.
But if you will squeeze it,
And