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10 Random Jokes

Honey
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At dinner one night, my sister's kids asked, "Daddy, why do you call Mommy honey?"

"Mommy is my honey," he said (rather sappily, but that's the kind of guy he is).

The kids picked up the

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Prince Charming
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Prince Charming walks into a tavern appearing downtrodden.

Immediately, the bartender turns to him and asks why he's so glum.

"You wouldn't believe it," he replies. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest, when suddenly I approached

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Reasons God Created Eve
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  • God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
  • God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand
  • God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
  • God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
  • God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
  • God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
  • As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
  • Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
  • As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
  • When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

 

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Sorry Honey, I’ve Got To Sleep
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A new study shows the people of Toronto prefer a snooze to sex.

An opinion poll found 54 percent of the residents in Toronto, Canada's largest city, would choose sleep over sex.

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You Know You’re Italian When…
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  1. You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.

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Boxing Fan
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A beautiful but aging woman goes into a bar filled with photos of famous boxers.

A man sits down next to her and says, "Hey, this is supposed to be a

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Hard Disks
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Santa and Banta work in a software company.

One day, they were to move their machines to another building.

Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.

Santa :

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Posh
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Posh Spice has morning sickness. She's either pregnant or she's been listening to her own music.

 

Old But Not Dumb
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

He made a special case of making fun of one of the older

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Hey Diddle Diddle
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Hey Diddle Diddle,
My penis is little,
And shriveled and shrunk like a prune.
But if you will squeeze it,
And

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