Dildoes 0votes
An out of work gentleman had answered the sex shop's job advertisement and was being interviewed by the shop's owner.
"So, have you had any experience in this line of work?" asked the shop owner.
"No, none,"
The First Deer 0votes
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.
He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to
Advice Column About Pregnancy 0votes
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
Q. What is the
Children 0votes
- To have children in their teens is to know that you are living, just as having a headache is proof that you have a head.
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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate,
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Fat Man 0votes
I used to be overweight.
A few years ago, I was waiting in line at a bank.
There was a mother and her little boy in line behind me.
The little boy asked,
The Tip 0votes
Grandpa and Grandma were living with their son and daughter-in-law.
Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.
His son said, "Dad, I don't
Medical Stories 0votes
When a 40-year old man turned up at a hospital asking to see a doctor specialising in men's troubles, he was shown into a cubicle, where he gingerly unwrapped three yards of foul smelling stained
Sexual Harassment 0votes
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this,
State Motto’s 0votes
Alabama:
Yes, we have electricity
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing or
We ain't proud of Slick Willie either or
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Are You Gay? 0votes
An employee of USAir by the name of James Gay boarded a US Air flight with a free travel voucher.
Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment,