After a
few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.

He goes
to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally
the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a
psychiatrist.

After a
few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly
be cured."

Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The
witch doctor says: "I can cure this."

He
throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

The
witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a
year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!"

The guy
then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"

The
witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go
down. But be warned: it will not work again for a year!"

The guy
goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news.

So, he
is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.

His
wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"