1. You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car
   garage.
2. You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including
   needing more space for the newest addition to the family -- your
   daughter's goldfish, Buffy.
3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level,
   hydraulically-operated kitchen "a bit overdone."
4. You've converted the standard stall shower into a "bathing
   waterfall," complete with tropical plants.
5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43,
   and you're trying to make arrangements with Universal for first-run
   films.
6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in
   bed with you every night.
7. The local building department says you can't add a fourth floor to a
   house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.
8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbor's house to make
   room for an Olympic size swimming pool.
9. You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.
10. You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof.