KANSAS CITY, Kansas - A Native-American tribe is in hot water
with a special council of Indian Tribes because they want
to build a casino on the site of an ancient burial ground.

The tribe planned to build the casino despite grave warnings
for desecrating this holy site.

One spokesperson for the
opposing tribe said, "I don't think my great-grandfather
would wish to spend eternity looking up at a lot of old
ladies playing cards."

[Sure... that's what black patent leather shoes are for.]