• You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
• You now think of three espressos as "getting involved."
• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
• You call your son's beeper to let him know it'stime to eat. He e-mails you back
  from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
• Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
• You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,but you haven't
  spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
• You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your
  e-mail buddies via a web page.
• Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to
  play.
• You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains
  Echinacea.
• You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
• Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox,asking you to send her a JPEG file of
  your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
• You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to seeif anyone is home.
• Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
• You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the
  price you paid.
• The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is
  foreign to you.
• Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat
  of your car.
• Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail
  addresses.
• You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
• Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
• Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
• You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.