A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the
door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes.

They come up
to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take
their order over and sit down at a large table.

The corks are
popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and
chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes
arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are
joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally,
the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm.

She walks
over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table
erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days,51 days, 51
days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he
walks over to the table.

There in the center is a beautifully
framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies
down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's
all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in
the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and
they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.
Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The
side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

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