An application was for employment, A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age, A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire, Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife, Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home , And a virus was the flue!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper, And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, But when it happens they wish they were dead!