A husband, wife, and his mother in law were visiting an island, and they
offended the very polite tribe on it.

The chief goes to them and says, "I'm
sorry, but I'm going to have to whip all you 50 times each, but each of you
are allowed to make a reasonable wish beforehand."

The daughter goes first, saying, "I'd like to have a pillow tied to my ass."

The chief agrees, and she only feels the few lashes that scrape her back.

Her mother says, "I'd like to have 2 pillows, one on my ass, one on my
back."

The chief agrees, and she barely feels anything.

The husband says, "I have 2 requests."

The chief allows him to speak, so the husband says, "First, I'd like to have
double the 50."

The chief agrees, though surprised.

"Second," pointing to
his mother in law, "I'd like to have her tied to my back."