Driver's swear
are you listenin',
At the Mall .
folks are bitchin',
A miserable sight .
they're sorry tonite,
Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!

Gone away .
are your tires,
meter has .
just expired,
They towed you away,
while you shopped today,
Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!

On the Parkway we will have a breakdown,

We'll be stuck and threathened on the side,

If we're lucky, muggers might come mug us,

And if we plead they may give us a ride!

Santa's sleigh ..
was impounded,
All the Elves .
were surrounded,
He's now in a cell .
for ringin' his bell,
Living in New Jersey's TrafficLand!