• I am very detail-oreinted.
• My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
• Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.
• I am sicking and entry-level position.
• It's best for employers that I not work with people.
• Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
• I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
• If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.
• My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job." And I like your company in particular.
• You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate! I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.
• Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some.
• If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity.
• Please disregard the attached resume—it is terribly out of date.
• Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.
• Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia.
• I prefer to elaborate privately.
• Previous experience: Self-employed--a fiasco.
• Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business.
• My experience in horticulture is well-rooted.
• Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.
• I am a rabid typist.
• Education: College, August 1880 - May 1984.
• I have a bachelorette degree in computers.
• Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.
• Graduated in the top 66% of my class.
• Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.
• Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.
• Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes.
• I worked as a Corporate Lesion.
• Special Skills: Speak English.
• Served as assistant sore manager.
• Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job.
• Married, eight children.
• Prefer frequent travel.
• Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts.
• Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis