The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named
advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company."

"That sounds interesting. Does this mean you'll be counseling the big
bosses on relations with their secretaries?"

"I'm not sure yet," he answered. "During a staff meeting, I popped up to
suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts and it was after that I was
told if they ever wanted my fucking advice, they'd let me know."