Three guys go to Africa on a vacation.

While there they fool around, get lost, and are captured by a tribe of bad asses natives.

They are taken into the deepest, darkest part of the jungle and tied onto poles in an opening.

After night had fallen and a huge bonfire was blazing, all the tribe members assembled and began chanting and making merry in anticipation of a great evenings fun at the expense of our three vacationers.

uddenly, a hush falls over the crowd - the Chief had arrived!

He goes over to the first guy tied to a pole and asks, "DEATH, or Roo Roo".

The guy, not knowing what it is, answers that he'll take the Roo Roo.

The crowd breaks into an uproar!!

Eight of the biggest, strongest and most virulent savages step out of the crowd, take the guy loose from his pole, bend him over a log and sodomize him for 30 minutes.

The crowd is elated!

The King walks over to the second guy, and asks "DEATH or Roo Roo"?

The second guy looks at the first guy, still gasping for breath and writhing on the ground, and swallows hard.

He thinks to himself, "I don't know if I can take that or not, but I'm too young to die".

He also chooses Roo Roo! Again, the crowd erupts in glee.

Eight more savages emerge from the crowd, take the second guy off his pole, and sodomize him for 45 minutes!!

The third guy is in a real sweat!!

The king approaches him and asks "DEATH or Roo Roo?"

The third guy looks over at the first two guys.

It is not a pretty sight.

He swallows hard and answers "DEATH!"

The Chief is astounded!

With a very puzzled look he replies, "OK, DEATH! DEATH BY ROO ROO!"

 

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