Hard as this may be to believe, back in the 60's white
activists often got their hair styled in an "Afro" (large bush-
style hairdo) to show support for civil rights.

One such fellow did so, and came home smiling announcing
that he'd also teased all his pubic hair into the same bushy
style.

His wife who had had it with her spouse's endless posturing
sneered,

"Great... Just great... Now during foreplay, I'll have to look for
a needle in a haystack."