Hard as this
may be to believe, back in the 60's white activists often got their hair styled
in an "Afro" (large bush-style hairdo) to show support for civil rights.

One such fellow
did so, and came home smiling, announcing that he'd also teased all his pubic
hair into the same bushy style.

His wife who
had had it with her spouses endless posturing sneered, "Great. Just great. Now
during foreplay, I have to look for a needle in a haystack."