• Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to
  do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
  ~~They are called "Dick Taters."
• Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are
  just content to watch while others do the work.
  ~~They are called "Speck Taters."
• Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at
  finding fault with the way others do the work.
  ~~They are called "Comment Taters."
• There are those who say they will help, but somehow just
  never get around to actually doing the promised help.
  ~~They are called "Hezza Taters."
• Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone
  they are not.
  ~~They are called "Emmy Taters."
• Then there are those who love and do what they say they
  will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are
  doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine
  into the lives of others.
  ~~They're called "Sweet Taters."