An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot
instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take
their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight
attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply,
"except one lawyer who is still going around
passing out business cards."

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