Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and was
eager to help.

One day during recess she noticed a girl
standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the
rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in
the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be
your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman
suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are
you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation,
"I'm the fucking goalie!"