A man came home one night to find his wife lying naked in bed, sobbing.

He asked. "What's wrong?"

She said, "A couple of hours ago a gigantic black man broke into the house."

"He made me suck on his Dick, which was so huge I nearly choked."

"Then he turned me over and fucked me in the ass."

"Finally, he peed on me while I had to sing the national anthem."

The shocked spouse said, "Darling, that's horrible."

"It certainly was," she said. "You know how hard it was to remember all the words to the national anthem?"