A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the coast of
California.

Unfortunately, there are no women around.

He gets rather
desperate, and decides to try out an old mule.

He puts a stepladder
behind the mule,lowers his pants, but then the mule walks forward.

The
farmer gets down off the ladder, moves it forward, and tries again, with
the same outcome.

This process goes on for about 5 more iterations, until
he finally gets the idea to lead the mule up to the ocean, so the mule
can't walk away.

When he gets on the ladder again, he hears a cry for
help out to sea, and sees a drowning woman flailing her arms.

He jumps
off the ladder, swims out to rescue her, and drags her back in.

The woman
is totally nude, beautiful, and stacked as well.

After he revives her and
nurses her back to health, she gazes into his eyes with her limpid blue
eyes, and says "Oh sir! I'm so thankful to you for saving my life! I'll
do anything to repay you! Anything!!"

So he says to her: "Could you hold
that damn mule for me?"