A lovely girl got married to an Arabic prince.

Two months after the wedding her mother went to see her, and she was
astonished by all the luxury, wealth, waiters etc.

But her daughter didn't
seem to be happy, so she asked her what was wrong?

The daugther answered: "I wan't a divorce because Alladin always want's to
have anal sex, and I don't like it hrts to much. When i came here my asshole
was like a dime (1c coin) Now it's like half a dollar."

The mother said "Are You going to give all this up for 49c?"