This fellow showed up at work one morning sleepless and haggard.

"What happened to you?" a co-worker asked.

"I was up nearly all night," the man said. "My wife and I had a terrible argument. She became historical."

"You mean hysterical," the co-worker replied.

"No. Historical," the man said. "She went over absolutely everything
I've done wrong over the last 25 years."