A very talented inventor devised an artificial pussy.

You could not distinguish it from the real thing.

Realizing what a money maker he haddevised, he
approached a sea captain who was embarking on
a six month cruise.

He made an agreement with the captain to split the
profits 50/50 and charge each sailor $2.00 to utilize
it.

Upon the end of the voyage the inventor was standing
on the pier awaiting the ship.

The ship tied up and the captain came down the
gangway.

The two embraced and the inventor asked: "How
much did we make?"

The captain reached in his pocket, drew out a dollar
bill and handed it to the inventor.

The inventor blew his stack.

He screamed, "What the hell, one dollar, didn't they
like it?"

The captain responded: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, the first
guy liked it so much he ate it!!"