Of course i love ya darling

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when i say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word

so ya bum is on the big side

i dont mind a bit of flab

it means that when i'm ready

theres somethin there to grab

so your belly isnt flat no more

I tell ya, i dont care

so long as when i cuddle ya

I can get my arms around there

no sheila who is your age

has nice round perky breasts

they just gave into gravity

but i know ya did ya best

im tellin ya the truth now

i never tell ya lies

i think its very sexy

that you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now

the moment that we met

I thought you was as good as I

was ever gonna get

no matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

now shut up while the footys on

and get me another beer!