1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day
   long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you
   out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking
   out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
   only one talking to you.
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
   on Earth tonight.
9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
   hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside K-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
    heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but
    beauty is only a light switch away.
15. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
    stiffy.
16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could
    be you by morning.
17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I
    walk by again?
19. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking
    for me.
20. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
    you want to.
21. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how
    much have you been drinking?
22. If you were the last woman and I was the last man
    on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
23. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
    go home without me.
24. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can
    see myself in them.