After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb
through
the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly
finally asked if he could be of some help.

"No thanks," the young mother said. "I'm just looking for a name for
my baby."

"But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and
its meaning," said the orderly.

"That won't help," the mother said. "My baby already has a first
name."