While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside
restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, the elderly
woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss
them until they were back on the highway.

By then, they had
to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around.

The elderly man fussed and complained all the
way back to the restaurant.

He called his wife every bad
name he could think of.

When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got
out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her,
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too."