At a software store we had a customer who brought a
program back saying that the diskettes would no longer
read on his Apple.

We tried, and sure enough, we
couldn't read them either.

We exchanged a new set of
diskettes for him.

A few days later, he comes back with
the same problem.

We exchanged again.

A few days later,
he has the same problem.

This time, we send one of our people to his place to see
if there is something strange about the way he uses the
computer.

We gave him a free diskette case, so he
wouldn't continue to store his diskettes by pinning
them on his refrigerator with *magnets*.