A dad walks in to a toy shop and says," I want to buy a Barbie doll for my daughter, do you have any?"

"Yes sir we do, which type would you like?"

"What types do you have?"

"Well we have Disco Barbie, Cow Girl Barbie, Olympic Barbie and Divorce Barbie."

"And how much are they?"

"Well Disco, Cow Girl and Olympic Barbie are $29.95 and Divorce Barbie is $149.95"

"WHAT?” Exclaimed the dad!! Why is Divorce barbie so expensive!"

"Well” explained the salesman , “Divorce Barbie comes with lots of accessories like Kens house, car and boat."

 

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