In the afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby
lake and relax.

On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head
to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to
stop.

Our guy rolls down the window.
"How can I help you?"

"I am the red bastard of the asphalt, you got something to eat?"

With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the
red dressed guy and drives away.

Not even five minutes
thereafter he comes across another guy.

This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the
side and waving him to stop.

A bit irritated our guy stops,
cranks down the window.
"What can I do for you?"

"I am the yellow bastard of the asphalt, you got something to
drink?"

Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a
can of coke and takes off again.

In order to make it to the
lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no
matter what.

To his frustration he sees another guy on the side, dressed all
in blue, making a hand signal to stop him.

Not quite willing,
our guy decides to stop a last time, rolls his window down and
yells to the guy, "So, you blue bastard of the asphalt, whadda
YOU wanna have?"

"Driver's license and registration please."