As cab drivers oftentimes do, the driver was darting in and out of heavy
traffic with complete abandon.

After a few hair raising blocks, his passenger leaned forward and said, "Would you please be more careful? I have six children at home."

"Scheesch lady." murmured the cabby. "You got six kids and ya got the
nerve to tell ME to be careful?"

 

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