A guy's bee farm is hit by a cyclone, sweetening everything in the
next county.
He goes to a bank for a loan to start anew.
The banker
loans him the money.
A month later, he's back in the bank, asking for another loan.
"But we just loaned you money to restock," says the banker.
"Yeah, but I had a little bad luck," says the farmer. "I spent the
money on new hives and a choice queen bee from Iowa. The queen turned
out to be a common whore and took up with a horsefly. Now all the honey
tastes like shit and I had to burn the hives."