There
were these two guys sitting in a bar.

The
first guy said, "Hey,young fella, have you ever played football with your beer?"

The
second guy replied, "Why, no sir, I can't says I have."

First
guy: would you like to learn?

Second
guy: sure why not.

First
guy: First you chug your beer for six points. Then you pull down your pants and
fart. That gives you the extra point.

So the
first guy chugs his beer and pulls down his pants and farts.

He gets
seven points.

The
second guy chugs his beer and pulls down his pants but before he can fart, the
first guy jumps in and Rams his dick up his ass and says "block that kick, block
that kick!