My wife left me and I don't understand.

After the last child was born,
she told me we had to cut back on expenses,
I had to give up drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came
home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the
receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't
given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back!!!