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I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Be prepared for my mood. -
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. -
I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April.
Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. -
Thank you for your email.
Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message. -
The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message.
Please restart your computer and try sending again. -
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system...
you are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks. -
I've run away to join a different circus.
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I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons...
when I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
