Mrs. Johnson goes to a brand-new gynaecologist.

He says,
"My God, Mrs. Johnson, that is the biggest vagina I have
ever, ever seen."

When she gets home, she decides to have
a look for herself.

She takes down a big mirror off the
wall, puts it on the floor, takes off all of her clothes,
stands on the mirror, spreads her legs apart, and looks
down.

Just then, her husband walks in early from work.

He says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "Umm..I'm exercising."

He says, "Well, be careful not to fall in the hole."