Women with Big Tits...

• can get a taxi on the worst days
• have men give them the best seats on a bus.
• have a neat place to carry spare change
• have always been the center of the arts (art)
• make jogging a spectator sport
• can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
• have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
• usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
• can always carry a little extra cash
• always float better
• know where to look first for lost earrings
• rarely lack for a slow dance partner
• have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
• never have to buy a car with airbags
• have a place to carry a extra beer

Women with Little Tits...

• don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
• always look younger
• find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
• can always see their toes and shoes
• can sleep on their stomachs
• have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
• know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
• know that everything more than a handful is wasted
• can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
• can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
• never be accused of having implants.