Bill Clinton got out of his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!"

The President replied "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea ."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"