• In Florida, if you try to commit suicide and don't succeed
  you are free. However, if you do succeed, it is considered
  a felony.
• State law prohibits men from being seen publicly in any kind
  of strapless gown. This also goes specifically for men in
  Miami.
• Horse theft is punishable by hanging.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on
  Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• You can be assessed a parking fee if you leave an elephant
  tied to a parking meter.
• A man may not kiss his wife's breasts.