One
night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye.

She
claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.

The
next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold!

An
officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a half hour later
with a black eye as well...

"Did
you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No
sir," he replied. "I stepped on the same *rake*."