My friend set me up on a blind date after my first divorce.

Well, he was a friend at the time.

Anyway, I called her up and said, "I can't take you anywhere really expensive because I'm paying lawyers for a divorce right now."

She was cool.

She said, "We can eat at Hardees, eight pieces of chicken and four biscuits for $6.99."

She was a husky girl (you know, Sears catalog).

When we got to Hardees, she was moving!

I only got two wings out of everything!

She wouldn't even butter her biscuits, she would pop a biscuit and then do a butter chaser!

I couldn't watch her eat the chicken.

She kept getting crumbs in her moustache.

She would have gotten it all if her teeth were in!

Don't get me wrong... I still did her!