Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

One of them
decides to call 911:
Blonde: "We need help. We`re three blondes changing a light bulb."

Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"

Blonde: "Yes."

Operator: "The power in the house is on?"

Blonde: "Of course."

Operator: "And the switch is on?"

Blonde: "Yes, yes."

Operator: "And the bulb still won`t light up?"

Blonde: "No, it`s working fine."

Operator: "Then what`s the problem?"

Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and
hurt ourselves."

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