Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them
decides to call 911:
Blonde: "We need help. We`re three blondes changing a light bulb."
Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"
Blonde: "Yes."
Operator: "The power in the house is on?"
Blonde: "Of course."
Operator: "And the switch is on?"
Blonde: "Yes, yes."
Operator: "And the bulb still won`t light up?"
Blonde: "No, it`s working fine."
Operator: "Then what`s the problem?"
Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and
hurt ourselves."