A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice
for their first wedding anniversary.

So he decides to buy her a cell
phone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone.

He shows her and
explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the
blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi
hun," he says, "how do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I
just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but
there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Walmart?"

 

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