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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.
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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries.
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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
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What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? Far-from-thinkin'.
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What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer.
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Why does it say TGIF on a blonde's shoes? Toes Go In First.
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Why do blondes smile when they see lightning? They think their picture is being taken.
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Why did the blonde return her new scarf? It was too tight.
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Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator? She couldn't learn the route.
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What have you gotten when you line up ten blondes ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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What do you call twenty blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
