Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the
brunettes. Here's their revenge:

• What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
  a brunette who's told too many blonde jokes?
• What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
  Brown-bagging it.
• What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
  No one else wants it.
• Why are so many blond jokes one-liners?
  So brunettes can remember them.
• What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
  Invisible.
• What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"
• Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
  The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
• Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
  When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
• What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
  The invitation.
• What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
  A hostage.
• Who makes bras for brunettes?
  Fisher Price.
• Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
  It matches their mustache.