A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along.

She goes to see
her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.

She asks, "What
if the baby starts coming, and I can't get to the hospital in time?"

The doctor replies, "Well, women have been having babies for a million
years without attendance by doctors. It's a very natural process. The
first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in
when you got pregnant."

The blonde interrupts with, "Do you mean with the left foot in the glove
compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?"