An alien walks into a gay bar and sits next to a muscular guy.

Then the alien pushes his finger into the guys shoulder and says: "...bloop, bloop, bloop!"

The annoyed guy looks at him and says," If you do that again
I will cut your hand off with this here knife!"

The alien just did it again and said bloop, bloop, bloop!

In anger the guycuts off the alien's hand.

Immediately
another one grows back.

Then the alien pushes his finger into the guys shoulder again
and says: "...bloop, bloop, bloop!"

The guy says if you do that again I will cut off your dick!

The gay alien did it again so in his anger the guy pulls
down the aliens pants and is shocked to see that there is
no dick!

In his astonishment he asks,"
If you don't have a dick then how do you have sex?"

The gay alien pushes his finger into the guys shoulder and says, ".....bloop, bloop,bloop!"