(By A Female)
- First and foremost we are not obliged to do it.
- Extension to rule #1 - So if you do get one be grateful.
- I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw but it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
- Extension to rule #3 - No I don't have to swallow.
- My ears are not handles
- Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally I don't want to puke on your prick.
- I don't care how relaxed you are it's NEVER ok to fart.
- If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I have ruined it for you
- No it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the protein count.
- No I will not do it while you watch t.v.
(By A Male)
- First of all, yes you're obliged to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger and dirtier) who will.
- Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
- You want to talk about farting, Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
- I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankfull i'm not pulling your hair.
- When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning.
- Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
- You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavour country.
- At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
- Play with the balls.
- No matter how good you think you are at it, we have had better.
- If you swallow you won't have to worry about getting any on your face will you?
