Sonnier was going for his morning walk in the Louisiana bayou one day when he walked past his friend, Breaux's trailer house and saw a sign that said "Boat For Sale."

This confused Sonnier because he knew that old Breaux didn't even own a boat, so he decided to go in and ask about it.

"Hey Breaux," said Sonnier, "I noticed da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale,' but you don even have a boat. All you have is your old John Deere tractor and combine."

Breaux calmly replied "Yup, and they're boat for sale."

 

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